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story of my fucking life

Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

(Source: facebook.com, via itsangiebutt)

british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

silenthowlss:

witch-panties:

pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

u have been blessed

Looks like your pinching the butt

(via itsangiebutt)

charizard:

nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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me rn

(Source: tephor, via parkingstrange)

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

(Source: catleecious, via niukoiku)

So. I’m watching “Miranda”

And I realise how much I can relate to Miranda. Like, just her quirks, loud mannerisms, and being a general embarrassment toward the guy she likes. That’s pretty much me in a nutshell.

But I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. I’ve got my dream future planned out in my head. But I’m wondering if it’ll actually happen.
I’m wondering when I’ll actually meet somebody (or if I’ve already met them) and start our lives as one.

I’m almost at the peak of my life. I just need to drive. I think that’ll just regain my independence and make me feel free.

I should probably stop rambling. But either way, I know that when I start driving, I can actually arrange to meet my uk Internet friends that I’ve known for years. I’d love to have the privelage to meet them! (That’s you Becky, Billie and Jess!)

A new breed of cat that looks like a werewolf and behaves like a dog has been discovered.

did-you-kno:

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It’s called the ‘Lykoi’.  Due to a genetic mutation in a domestic shorthair cat, the Lykoi has no hair around its eyes, nose, ears and muzzle, giving it a werewolfish appearance.

(via itsangiebutt)

swindledagain:

honpun:

drxgonfly:

Cute Bird (by Sijanto)

wow i dont even know where to begin

leg?

why leg???

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" Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex. "