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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via parkingstrange)

(Source: toease, via misjudgments)

" You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. "

- John Green (via ccute-couples)

(via misjudgments)

phantomfate:

Is no one going to mention the fact that one is completely made of dildos

(Source: artmonia, via a-life-of-grunt-and-grind)

scrumptiousmailbox:

darkheartedrose:

onwingsofwaxandfeather:

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Your wish is my command, Hemsicorn.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

beautiful things.

(Source: romolas, via a-life-of-grunt-and-grind)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

(via dawnadaybreak)

meaganfanart:

broccoleafveins:

See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

 
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

(via itsangiebutt)

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

(Source: queerodactyl, via beantownbailout)

egberts:

ok but, have you seen this duck on a skateboard?

(via a-life-of-grunt-and-grind)

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(Source: rneerkat, via niukoiku)